GET IN HERE, YA HEAR?

Get in here and help us hoot and holler and stomp our big ugly feet on Saturday night, July 25th.

That's right, we ain't behaving! What we are going to do is pick (not your nose), but a "Queen for Almost a Day!" by hooting and hollering real loud.

(It's only for "almost a day" on account of these homely gals don't deserve a whole day of being Queen - come on down and you'll see what I mean.) They are gonna be a rowdy bunch of contestants, and I suspect the audience is gonna be worse!

The dirty deed is gonna start at 7:00 PM -  if the MC is off house arrest. (Hey, he thinks he looks like Elvis, but, trust me, he don't.)

It's gonna happen at Holy Cross Metropolitan Community Church - yep, right in the church itself, in front of God and everybody else we can needle into coming. Wanna see a dead ringer of an Elvis impersonation? You'll see it here!

(If you don't want to come, dang it, then just send us your ten bucks and nobody gets hurt - that's fair, ain't it?)

You ain't gonna mind donating a measly ten bucks at the door, on account of every one of them bucks is gonna go into the Excel sponsorship fund to allow someone who ain't got much extra money to attend a whole weekend of spiritual refreshment.

What more could you want? Popcorn? Well. . . maybe. Don't forget. Eat all your supper first, finish yo veggies and get on in here:

BENEFITS THE EXCEL SCOLARSHIP PROGRAM
3130 W. Fairfield Avenue
Pensacola, Florida
"Queen for Almost a Day!"
 
You pick the Queen!
Saturday, July 25th, 2009
7:00 PM
 
$10 donation at door
Benefits
Excel Scolarship Fund